STOCKING STUFFER ALERT!These spicy Jalapenos are a super satisfying, silly way to take out your frustrations in a harmless, fun way. Squeeze, stretch it, abuse it and it just keeps bouncing back for hours of stress-relieving fun. Buy for distributing to coworkers at work as incentives or give them as gift toppers for a few good laughs with friends and family. Their adorable bulging eyeballs will make even the grumpiest person laugh. Sold individually. Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR)
Have you ever played with one of these? Their fun and a great way to vent your frustrations.
You can:
Mash him!
Squeeze him!
Throw him against the wall!
Stomp on him!
Sit on him!
Swear at him!
Throw him off the porch!
Run over him with your car!
Pretend he's your boss!
Call him names!
Drown him in the sink!
You can't:
Bite his head off!
Hurt his feelings!
Destroy his reputation!
Make him talk!
Change his attitude!
Destroy his confidence!
He will always be there for you when you need him.
He won't run away!
He won't tell on you!
He won't lie to you!
He won't divulge your secrets!
He won't judge you!
He won't abandon you!
He won't talk back!
These little guys are so much fun to play with that you'll want one for every room in the house, in your car, at your desk, at soccer practice, and anywhere you need to relive some stress. America would be a much better place without all this S-T-R-E-S-S!!!